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6/16/2009 5:32:00 PM
Damn fb is ruining my blog urges. The time I used to spend writing is now sucked up by reading. Today I'm saying stick it FB, I have important things on my mind that need saying!

My friend Mark just sent me this email. I always cringe at forwards, but he rarely forwards those cheesy email, so I kept reading thinking it must be good. The following is the email, you be the judge yourself. (Cheesy forwarding bits like "YOU"RE GOING TO LOVE THIS" edited at my discretion. )

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, (100 leg bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, 'Would you like to go to Frank's place with me and have a beer?' But there was no answer from his new Pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, 'How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?' But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

He decided to ask him one more time. This time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, 'Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?

A little voice came out of the box: 'I heard you the first time! I'm putting my fucking shoes on!'


Did I say there were important things on my mind?... SHIZAM--OOOO!

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