"I noticed that they no longer display the date you joined Twitter. I think it was there to stroke the egos of early adopters, and now that celebrities are jumping on that bandwagon they had to get rid of it. I bet Bill Cosby called up Twitter and said I don't like that it looks like I'm a noob. Can you remove that?"
"Yeah he rolled in and said I want to tweeter but I don't like that it looks like I just joined. Can you take that off there?"
"And then they did. I bet that's how it happened."