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12/16/2002 9:31:00 PM

A study by cross reference. Vee with Mr. Burns.

First Monty Burns...

  • Birthdate: Unknown at present time (rumors abound that he is 104)
  • Description: Frail and withered
  • Disposition: Manacial and devious
  • Location: Springfield, U.S.A
  • Known Enemies: To numerous to mention
  • Known Associates: Waylon Smithers

This ancient meglomaniac is not someone to be screwed with. He has a vast wealth of resources to exact revenge on any that oppose him. He has many known enemies, and for good reason. Luckily, his ownership of the local nuclear facility keeps him quite busy. Always willing to take a risk, this devious villain makes major purchases at the drop of a hat; eg: mayan gods, casinos, elections, awards...also has a very loyal henchman, Waylon Smithers.

"Hmmm...who's that goat legged fellow? I like the cut of his jib..."
"Oh, you all talk big but who here has the guts to stop me!"
"I keep my friends close and my enemies even closer..."
"I don't like being outdoors Smithers, for one thing, there's too many fat children..."
"You call this a super computer?!"

Next Vee...

  • Birthdate: Unknown at present time (rumors abound that he is past his teens)
  • Description: Frail and slightly withered
  • Disposition: Manacial and devious
  • Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
  • Known Enemies: The Renbot6009 and if he doesn't email soon...lo j
  • Known Associates: jade danielson, danish uncle skippy and his danish bowling pals, pa and bro

This impish post-teen is a god by his own creation, within certain online gaming realms. He has vast knowledge of computer systems and he uses these resources to devour any that oppose him. He has few known enemies, an egocentric robot chihuahua with whom his hacking has no control over. Always willing to take a risk, this devious geek makes major purchases at the drop of a hat; eg: convincing his girlfriend to start a paypal account to buy his own software, just to test his code; the "danish uber-computer project"; the new "danish mini cube". His loyal henchman, Agent jade, serves and protects with her martial arts expertise.

"Hmmm...who's that golfer on the next fairway? I like the cut of his jib..."
"Oh, you all talk big but who here has the brains to stop me!"
"I keep my friends close and my enemies even closer..."
"I don't like being outdoors lorrie, for one thing, that would mean I have to leave my computer..."
"You call this a super computer?!"

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