My roomate ryan (or ree-an in lebanese), was getting some "set for life" tickets at lunchtime. I never buy those scratch tickets. He says that they already had the draw for the winner, and the winning ticket is still out there waiting to get purchased. "Hmmmm. Linda you going to the store, get me a ticket." "Hmmm me too Linda" , I say, thinking this might be fun. How much are they? 4 bucks. 4 bucks! holy crap. ok here.
So she comes back and ryan starts laughing at me cause I don't know what to do but I'm really excited anyway. I know you have to scratch them, but I get all freaked out in case I scratch an area that voids the ticket.
We are all sitting there scratching, thinking about our life as the winner. Then it came to me. I've already won.